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Published: 2nd Mar 2012, 3:47 PM

Secret Lives of Klingons!

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Jan 27: Thank you for all your help in the Webtoons contest! Thanks to all your help, within a day or two of the end of the contest, Woohooligan was still amongst the top 5% rated! :D Results of the competition will be announced in a few days at midnight on Jan 30. I suspect my LOL Rat submission won't be announced as a winner, not because it wasn't a great entry, just because there was a lot of competition and LOL Rat didn't get as many favorites or social media shares as many of the other similarly-rated strips. So you guys have really helped me see that I'm in a good place with Woohooligan, making the comics better every week! Maybe in another year or two, I'll be at that level where I might win this kind of contest. :D

If this is the first you're hearing of the contest and you've read through the Woohooligan archive, you can see the extra comics I made just for the contest over at the Webtoons site.

Stay Awesome, Hooligans!

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woohooligan 2nd Mar 2012, 3:47 PM
woohooligan Because they'd be kicking themselves if they missed an opportunity to gamble on the survival of their young. ;P

This is the first in a short series of comics detailing the life of your average Klingon, from cradle to grave. Hopefully you'll enjoy these even if you're not necessarily a Star Trek fan. I'm not sure exactly how many of these there will be. I've got scripts for about a half-dozen.

Check out the alternate ending here. I had a tough time deciding which one I liked better this time.

p.s. the misspellings are deliberate. Making sure people understand this is a parody. ;)
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Unka John 3rd Mar 2012, 8:31 AM
Unka John You perform a great service with this, Sir. If we could only understand the Romulons as well.
woohooligan 3rd Mar 2012, 12:20 PM
woohooligan LOL
Marveen 6th Dec 2012, 1:30 PM
As long as it's deliberate. - You see, I knit, and that banner ad with "pearl two" in it was driving me nuts (for those who don't knit, it's spelled 'purl', though the ribbing produced by 'knit two, purl two' is generally accepted as a better product).
thnidu 1st Jan 2013, 2:17 PM
uh, what? - The link "Check out the alternate ending here" took me to a verification page ("Since you're not a member, vote for the name of the character"). When I did that, it took me to a page with a comic about fetishes. I'm not complaining about that, but I'm pretty sure it isn't an alternate ending to this Klingon bullying strip.
woohooligan 1st Jan 2013, 3:26 PM
woohooligan Well you're voting for the comic, not "for the name of the character" -- entering the character's name is a CAPTCHA that Top Web Comics uses to prevent people from using anonymous robots to upvote their own comics.

It does however say at the top of the page "Ahoy, hooligan! Thank you for your support! Vote below to see the Fetish Forum (9) alternate ending!" So you're informed right there that you're not going to see the Klingons alt ending, because it's moved on now to the Fetish Forum ending.

Top Web Comics only allows one incentive at a time (unfortunately), and I don't have the time to go back and remove the alt-ending links from all my previous comics.

If you follow the comic regularly, however, you can see all the new alt-endings as they're posted.
Grammar Nazi 8th Feb 2013, 4:13 AM misspel "Klingon" every time, with two i's.
Also it's Commander Worf, not Wharf.
Just sayin'
Grammar Nazi 8th Feb 2013, 4:18 AM
Aaaaaaand after reading the blurb I now feel stupid. Time to pchoo away from this universe.
Col Klink 28th Apr 2013, 7:47 PM
Death to Nazis! - I allowed to say that? Major Strasser isn't around, is he?
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