Parents' Curse
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woohooligan Apr 17, 2012
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Oh, those goofy Greeks! They're such a model of mental health, they are. Why, I remember the day I turned 18 and, gardening shears in hand, went to find my dad. Good times!

I did ultimately have that look on my face each time my ex told me that we were pregnant. Not because I was afraid my kids would chop my dick off, but because raising a child is an awesome responsibility and I was never sure if I was ready... financially, emotionally, medically... I wasn't always insured and y'know... when your kids start lopping off parts of your body there's always that risk (however small) of a serious infection.

For those of you who aren't familiar with the parents' curse, here's a YouTube video about it that's... too sickly sappy sweet for words. Ugh! Sorry, there wasn't a Wikipedia article... This blog is a little easier to stomach tho.

What about you hooligans? Do you have any kids? Has the curse left you with any scars yet?

Stay awesome, hooligans!

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Unka John Apr 18, 2012
Unka John This was hilarious!
woohooligan Apr 18, 2012
woohooligan Thanks, John!
bbr Jul 27, 2012
consugin - this one is quite confusing unless you read all the text in detail. ofc thats the idea,. but some differences in the sons and fathers would have helped make it understandable at a glance.
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