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woohooligan Nov 28, 2010
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They're so cute at that age. :D

In the category of truth being stranger than fiction... Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

Apparently most of the science book Packing for Mars is about shitting in space... and it turns out the lack of gravity means the astronauts actually do shit in a vacuum. And thus the inspiration for this strip. ;P

I guess the moral of this story would be "careful what you wish for, you just might get it". ;P

Also I think this helps explain why it's so hard to get into the astronaut program, because if you'd ever had diarrhea even once in your life, you'd be immediately disqualified. ;P

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ThornsInOurSide Haha, dammit, this is funny and disturbing... It's a combination that makes me feel fuzzy inside!
Have you seen the engineer's designs for zero-G toilets? They use a fan to create the partial vacuum that draws, waste material...away from the astronaut. In essence, the $#|+ is SUPPOSED to hit the fan.
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