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woohooligan Feb 13, 2011
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So my ex is kinda creepy... We've been separated for over a decade now... I found out a few years ago that she was still celebrating our anniversary -- with a cake every year, which is something we never had when we were together on our anniversary. But our divorce hadn't been finalized, so I wondered if maybe she'd give it up once that happened, but no... we finalized the divorce last year and Saturday was the first anniversary after being officially divorced and it turns out she's still getting cakes. I dunno, I think ten years should be long enough to let something go. :shrug:

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Magravan Feb 13, 2011
Magravan Maybe she just really likes cakes? :)
J2383 Feb 13, 2011
J2383 If I had a nickel for every time a women I was attracted to turned out to be a lesbian....

Could it be that she's celebrating the fact that she doesn't have to be around you anymore? If I were you, I'd be celebrating not being in a relationship with someone that crazy...maybe she thinks you're the psychotic one?

Just a thought.
ThornsInOurSide But now the dude's van loves him so much. In fact, I've dated vans, they have a low self-esteem.
woohooligan Feb 13, 2011
woohooligan Actually I believe that's a "smartcar"... They have the opposite problem - egotistical. ;P
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